Dear Mr. Spammer --
In between cleaning up a smashed cherry Pop-Tart off my couch (please tell me that stuff will come out?!) and listening to "Let It Go" for the 4379292 time this morning -- all while searching for some caffeine to just get me through the first hour of the day -- your generic, "he says that to all the girls" message gave me a good laugh.
After introducing yourself as a "Free Lance Fashion Designer," (I won't lie, I looked up what exactly that job entails) you wrote:
"You look very impressive to me."
Wow! I mean way to start out with a bang. Virtual high-five for telling me right off the bat how awesome I am. However, I highly doubt you even really looked at my profile picture. But for fun, let's pretend you did. Sir, I look impressive because you are seeing me with my hair done and some make up on, and make-up can make just about anyone look "impressive." If you saw me right now -- uncombed hair, clad in pajama pants and a shirt smeared with the remnants of my daughter's yogurt from breakfast, I think you would realize there is nothing impressive to see here.
Wow! I mean way to start out with a bang. Virtual high-five for telling me right off the bat how awesome I am. However, I highly doubt you even really looked at my profile picture. But for fun, let's pretend you did. Sir, I look impressive because you are seeing me with my hair done and some make up on, and make-up can make just about anyone look "impressive." If you saw me right now -- uncombed hair, clad in pajama pants and a shirt smeared with the remnants of my daughter's yogurt from breakfast, I think you would realize there is nothing impressive to see here.
You went on to write, "you have got a very fresh look on your face."
This picture you looked at must have been before I had kids. You know, back when I knew the meaning of uninterrupted sleep, took naps just because I could and slept in past 6 am. There's nothing fresh about THIS face. Let's be real, I probably still have make-up on from last Saturday night.
This picture you looked at must have been before I had kids. You know, back when I knew the meaning of uninterrupted sleep, took naps just because I could and slept in past 6 am. There's nothing fresh about THIS face. Let's be real, I probably still have make-up on from last Saturday night.
"You have nice sharp features, pointed chin and such a cute smile on your face."
Genetics?! Thanks, mom! Is a pointed chin a good thing? Now, I am looking in the mirror. I think my chin is more rounded. Yes? No? Hold on, my youngest is hitting my oldest with the Barbie Car.
Genetics?! Thanks, mom! Is a pointed chin a good thing? Now, I am looking in the mirror. I think my chin is more rounded. Yes? No? Hold on, my youngest is hitting my oldest with the Barbie Car.
"You have got a very natural face and looks and are attractive and photogenic."
Ummm...thanks...this is the face I was born with. It is totally natural. As for being "photogenic," you are probably looking at one out of 324 selfies that I took. Obviously, I posted the best one to Facebook.
Ummm...thanks...this is the face I was born with. It is totally natural. As for being "photogenic," you are probably looking at one out of 324 selfies that I took. Obviously, I posted the best one to Facebook.
"What you do by the way? Are you some kind of model?"
Cue me spitting out my tea. Model...yeah. No. Well, kind of. I mean I do model how to write to a room full of kids each day. That counts...right? Yep...sure I am a model.
Cue me spitting out my tea. Model...yeah. No. Well, kind of. I mean I do model how to write to a room full of kids each day. That counts...right? Yep...sure I am a model.
"Do keep in touch here. It will be a pleasure to be in touch with you and know you more as a person."
I wish we could keep in touch, but my "modeling" job keeps me busy. Alright, I gotta go break up a fight over an Ariel doll.
I wish we could keep in touch, but my "modeling" job keeps me busy. Alright, I gotta go break up a fight over an Ariel doll.
Hahaaaaaa!
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